Viral Proof: the Funniest Supermarket Spelling Fails and How to Avoid Them
Every month, specialized language accounts like Ortografía Real and community forums on Reddit document the unintended poetry of street-level retail signage. Certain errors appear with remarkable consistency across markets in Guadalajara, Bogotá, and East Los Angeles.
The confusion between aguacate (avocado) and abogado (lawyer) tops the list. The word aguacate traces its lineage to the Nahuatl term āhuacatl. When paired with the regional tendency to soften consonants, vendors regularly scribble abogates or full-blown abogados. Shoppers routinely snap photos of signs reading: "Abogados maduros a 20 pesos el kilo", offering ripe attorneys at rock-bottom prices.
Equally pervasive are signs advertising pollo (chicken) as poyo. The confusion stems from yeísmo, the widespread phonological merger where the palatal lateral ll and the palatal fricative y sound identical. A sign warning shoppers about poyo asado technically offers a roasted stone bench, as poyo refers to a built-in stone seat.
Then comes the treacherous territory of butchery tags. A cut of beef liver (hígado) often sheds its silent opening letter to become ígado, while pork ribs (costillas de cerdo) regularly appear as costillas de serdo. In extreme cases, a missing accent mark on jamón leaves a trailing word hanging without rhythmic emphasis, while missing silent h letters make zanahorias (carrots) mutate into sanorias.